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aimela mer, le sexe et le soleil? l'astrophysique, Hubble, changer le monde dans des futur hypothétique, rire a la stupidité des gens, exploration spatial, star trek, les bons films, les bonnes séries, ma compagne, le champagne, cuisiner puis manger ce que j'ai cuisiner...rire,
n'aime pasassholes, mostly.... avoir des regrets, les fruits de mer,
les gens qui bof les vidéo parce qu'il ne comprenne pas l'anglais parce que si vous ne parlez pas anglais, shame on you!
Phrase choc"Man created God in his own image."
"It's a trap"
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
"Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny."
"Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."
"Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. "
"Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs..."
"Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! "
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "
"the dude abide"
"Religion is the opiate of the people."
"May the Force be with you."
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"It's alive! It's alive!"
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
"Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
"Goodbye, Mr. Bond."

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